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 The Face Of Shisa Nyama- Com'on get into the groove

50 CAUGHT UP -Chelsea Handler and Rapper 50 Cent A Couple, Sources Claim It’s True! (Photos)

After Chelsea Handler’s please deposit 50 Cent panties which she displayed to him on her show after he tweeted to see what the dog was looking at under her skirt, the two were later captured in a picture by TMZ at Blue Nile jazz bar all snug and close in New Orleans.

The comedianne and late night talk show host of Chelsea Lately was in New Orleans for a show where 50 Cent also performed. According to TMZ, one of their spies say that the two were getting all hot and heavy with each other.
On Monday, it seems that Chelsea Handler took 50 Cent and her wishes to another level in the form of a tweet pic. The picture displayed two cabbage patch dolls, one believed to be 50 Cent and the other her of course. What were the dolls doing? See for yourself below.
Chelsea Handler later came back and tweeted another picture Tuesday and stated, “This is the only man who I allow to see me in my briefs.” Who was the man? It wasn’t 50 Cent.
What does 50 Cent have to say about this? Nothing we assume.
50 Cent for sure showed interest in Chelsea Handler during his appearance on Chelsea Lately last year. The rapper, actor and businessman told her he deserved her and asked her if she had a boyfriend. Chelsea Handler’s reply, “Maybe you do deserve me, may you do. I feel like you deserve me for a couple of minutes.”
Meanwhile, it seems that Chelsea Handler may have been playing along with 50 Cent due to him posting on his Twitter about women receiving the same oral gratification as men after his male followers enjoyed it.
As for what 50 Cent is doing with himself, he says he’s in the gym getting back in shape, see him in his tight red mock workout shirt like Bishop Eddie Long.

Serena Williams and Her Butt On The Beach In Miami

SERENA  PUMP IT THE HARD WAY

RIHANNA WALKED OUT- WHERE IS THE LOVE

Rihanna dash Matt Kemp:  where is the love?  time are tough for the Superstar; Hopes and Dreams are Dashing Out...

Did Rihanna walk out on Matt Kemp? Well, instead of staying at the lovely home she shares with Matt Kemp, Rihanna spent the night at a hotel last night. The couple hardly spends time together and after a week of some QT, Rihanna is already walking out! Last night she checked into the Bevelry Hills Hilton, mind you, it is a mere FIVE minutes away from the lovely mansion they share.
After their dates all around the world (Paris, London and Mexico) and talk of engagement, who would have ever thought the couple would ever be splitting up so soon. We know Rihanna said there was not going to be a wedding yet, we did not think they were REALLY slowing this down like this! Who knows, it might be a rough patch in their relationship!
Check out the photos of Rihanna Checking Into A Hotel and see for yourself!
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"Am Single Tonite" Lil-Wayne

Uh, Camo shorts and bubble Kush,
We can talk she'd rather fuss,
This and that bout such and such,
Damn where is the f-cking trust,
I'm tired of the hoop and holler'n,
I'm bout to take the boot to collins,
Uh, then take a female to the Island,
Uh then take her clothes off and do the honors,
Yeah now she hear I'm with them other b-tches,
Yeah, I told her mind her f-cking business,
Sh-t she prolly out chea f-cking n-ggas,
I'm f-cking her friends now her friends aint even f-cking with her,
Damn she text me all day and night,
So pissed off she aint even spelling sh-t right,
I text her back, tell her it's life,
Now somebody tell them hoes, I'm single for the night,

[Chorus]
Yeah I'm single,
N-gga had to cancel that b-tch like nino,
I aint trippin on nothin,
I'm sipping on somethin,
And my homeboy say he got a bad b-tch for me,
And I'm single,
Yeah I'm single,
And I'm single,
Tonight I'm single
And I aint trippin on nothin,
I'm sipping on somethin,
And my homeboy say he got a bad b-tch for me,
Tonight,

[Verse 2]
Dreads braided to the back,
I'm chilling but my swag on full attack,
And my girl acting like a brat,
So when she call, I don't answer I just write her back,
She hate it when I do that sh-t,
And I when get home she go through my sh-t,
She call numbers back to see who that is,
Man I hate it when she do that sh-t,
Polo t-shirt, polo draws,
Now make me take this polo off,
Girl you can get broken off,
Yeah I f-ck you for an hour then I smoke it off,
Swimming trunks and bathing suits,
They go in the bedroom and tell the naked truth,
Don't wanna fuss, aint tryna fight,
Man somebody tell em hoes I'm single for the night,

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Uhh, now she got on her f-ck em dress,
And I got on my double breast,
Uh, and he been fussing all day with her,
And I make her feel special like a place kicker,
She wanna be weezy f baby sitter,
Say she wish she could cut my d-ck off and take it with her,
I say hold on,
She say she just playing,
Then I falls in that p-ssy like quick sand,
Uh, hot sex and cold wine,
She left that n-gga hanging like a clothes line,
I cut my phones off, both lines,
It's bout to get nasty, pork rinds,
She came hard both times,
We both say we single,
And we both lying,
We both wrong but it feel right,
Put your hands up if you single for the night,
Put your hands up if you single,

[Chorus]
[End]

WOM- A GEE THANG!: Mapona Volume 1

WOM- A GEE THANG!: Mapona Volume 1

Mapona Volume 1

Tjo! Mapona Volume 1 Neh! PG18

September 20, 2010 by Brown Shuga  

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Tjo!

So I finally went and logged on to the SA p*rn site, Sondeza.com. Tjo! Shem… people are strong…

Here’s the warning I got when I logged on…

What I want to know… how does this warning prevent minors from entering the site?

Anyway.. the big story is that South Africa, you are about to have your first ever black porn movie and it’s brought to you by Sondeza.com, a website that’s dedicated to people who want to share sex videos and naked (scary pictures)… tjo!  The 1 hour long movie is called  Mapona Volume 1. Read full story HERE.

LOL @ them actually having auditions for the movie… wonder what happened at the auditions. Apparently shooting for the movie took 3 days… that’s as long as they take to do some of the Nollywood films lol..

Damn… did this girl have to have her leg up in the air like that? Couldn’t she just bend over instead of lifting it like that? LOL… Also, there’s nothing about that Mampicha guy that says “watch”… he has umkhaba, arggh couldn’t they at least cast someone drool-worthy?

For those who want to go to the launch of the movie on 30 September 2010, here are the details:

I want to go, just to see what happens but why is the launch 8 hours long? !

Why is white porn easier to watch than black porn? Or is it just me? Not that I watch it… I’m just thinking if I were to watch it… I would rather watch white than black… even though I would do black and not white… eish, am I making sense? Okay, never mind what I just said… let’s talk about Mapona Volume 1, are you looking forward to it?

Who’s going to the launch for the free DVD?

What if you see your sister/brother in the movie? lol